i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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