i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
