: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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