Christians are straight up FREAKS
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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