that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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