Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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