he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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