Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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