I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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