idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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