are you still at the devil's house?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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