Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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