can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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