he shaved USA in his pubs
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i think i have herpe
just one?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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