Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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