Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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