I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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