There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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