You work out of a Hotel?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
zippers are such a cool invention
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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