I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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