I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Randomize
