If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
false alarm. still invincible.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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