ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
In America we eat man semen.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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