Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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