At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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