I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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