Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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