Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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