can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Randomize
