He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
Heโs exactly what Iโm looking for: heโs got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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