Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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