and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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