haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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