he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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