THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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