I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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