You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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