I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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