We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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