I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
tell me about the fingering
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