Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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