is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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