So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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