I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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