I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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