bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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