Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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