Your mouth is God's brothel.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
where does the pee come out of this thing
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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