My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Randomize
