I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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